Why McDonalds is better than Harveys

"Wha i just luuuuuuv Mcdawnles, just so tasteh aand geeewwd. I wuwna big mac and a double mc double please". "Here you go ma'am" said the worker.  "Wha thank you kind sir, hey whats that nasty sto over there, what it say?...haaarvehyzs? whats dat...like...steve harveyzs stuudio?...imma go check it owt". "No you dont wuwna go there.....it's filled with crusty and greasy beef...and faaake catfish  brehd" the worker added.  "You sho?". "I'm deaaad sho" the worker said. "Ok, i truhst ya"

McDonald's has blessed food. Unlike Harvey's which has left over food from probably one week ago. Harvey's poutine curds are not fresh and soft, their hard. Whereas McDonald's poutine curds ARE fresh, soft and easy to swallow.  It has  fresh fries, and nice silky gravy. McDonald's  is way better than Harvey's because more people go to McDonald's than they go Harvey's, it has a larger spans than Harvey's and its sales are still growing faster. Everyday McDonald's serve egg muffin, happy meal, snack wrap, big Mac, french fries because so many people buy it, those are the top 5 most bought foods at McDonald's.

Harvey's only mainly sell the kids combo, because that's probably all the people want from there. And maybe because Harvey's is closer than McDonald's and they're too lazy to go all the way to Mcdonald's to get good food, they'd rather eat bad food that's closer to them than good food which is not that far. Who wouldn't want to sacrifice just a few of their time driving to get Mcdonald's?. Mcdonalds makes people happy, especially kids, but adults might feel happy too that Mcdonald's is not that expensive. The cost of medium french fries is only $1.69! and a large is $1.89, what parent wouldn't want to spend that little bit of money to make their child happy. Harvey's medium fries are $1.99 and large fries are $2.59, that's crazy, who in their right mind would want to spend that much more money?? when you could just go to Mcdonalds and get it freshly made, cheaper and way more better fries.

Harveys was found in 1959 in Richmond hill. Whereas Mcdonald's was found in april 15, 1955 by Ray kroc in the united states. This also shows that McDonald's is way better known than Harvey's, means Mcdonalds IS better than Harveys. Harveys fries are stale, dry and hard to swallow, its like trying to swallow dry bread. Their burgers are big but very easy to fall apart, as soon as you hold it up a tomato or lettuce falls out. No need to worry about all those stuff when it comes to Mconalds. Mcdonald's fries are soft, salty, long, and you wont choke on it. Their burgers are well stabled, the mayo stays IN the sandwich along with the tomatoes and lettuce.

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Like a good person i am, i'm just trying to prevent people from choking off of Harveys food. If you don't want to choke on fries i suggest you not go to Harvey's. The only thing i recommend getting from Harvey's is their drinks. Now if you want some good, tasty, cheap junk food, go to Mcdonald's. Another interesting fact was that the phrase "i'm loving it" from Mcdonalds was invented by Justin timber lake, and he was paid 6 million dollars for the song. Whats harvey's phrase? oh wait...Harvey's doesn't have a phrase. What fast food restaurant doesn't have a phrase?...yikes.